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Boddah
Legionary
posted 15 January 2005 17:13 EDT (US)         
RULES
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1. I will post a screenshot and you will post a caption.
2. I pick the winner...
3. You can send me a screenshot you'd like to be on here
trevin.white@gmail.com
4. If I feel there is a tie I will post another picture.

This weeks picture:


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[This message has been edited by Boddah (edited 01-22-2005 @ 05:09 PM).]

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RTS_GamerGuy
Legionary
posted 15 January 2005 18:22 EDT (US)     1 / 142       
Gaul with Sword: Aww, c'mon guys, they are just chariots, c'mon, we can take 'em!

Person on computer: YEAAAAAARGHBLEARGBLAHOIGEN!!!!

*Smashes comuter flat with a ribeye steak*


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WEIRDSHADY
Legionary
posted 15 January 2005 18:59 EDT (US)     2 / 142       
uhhh. i think i left somtin in the oven....yeah yeah! in the oven...

"The MOON people may be on thier side; but we have VERY FINE HATS !!! That shall protect us from their EVIL GAZE!!!
Nero the Mad
Boddah
Legionary
posted 15 January 2005 19:30 EDT (US)     3 / 142       
bump

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beekay
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(id: black_knight_101)
posted 15 January 2005 19:35 EDT (US)     4 / 142       
"We are brave men, we can defeat these puny britons with their powerful chariots and frightening accents!" *army stares* "well, go on! they won't kill themselves!" *army flees*

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ArcherPro
Legionary
posted 15 January 2005 19:36 EDT (US)     5 / 142       
Whoops, dinner time guys! Gotta go, later!
Boddah
Legionary
posted 15 January 2005 19:45 EDT (US)     6 / 142       
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"We are brave men, we can defeat these puny britons with their powerful chariots and frightening accents!" *army stares* "well, go on! they won't kill themselves!" *army flees*
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Hahahaha. That's great. I'll submit the winner Monday.. Until them keep 'em coming.


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Gaulish Warlord
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posted 15 January 2005 19:54 EDT (US)     7 / 142       
Gaulish Warlord: WE CAN BEAT EM GUYS!

Even though they have more men.

And Cheriots.

And have a terrain advantage

Errr

Where was I going with this

Bodygaurd: I dunno....


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ahenobarb
Legionary
posted 15 January 2005 20:43 EDT (US)     8 / 142       
Shirts beat skins.
Ace Cataphract
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posted 15 January 2005 20:45 EDT (US)     9 / 142       
Swordsman in the lower right: I really gotta get around to polishing my sword sometime...*stops squatting*

Hey guys, where are you all going?


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greasypig
Legionary
posted 15 January 2005 21:17 EDT (US)     10 / 142       
With the rain pelting down, the Metallica fans armed themselves and demanded the cancelled outdoor concert go ahead.
OR
General Spinifex just shook his head as his men took off fearing they would miss the special on hair braiding back home.
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"We must fight so well that every man believes himself to be the chief cause of victory."
Ichbinian
Legionary
posted 15 January 2005 22:38 EDT (US)     11 / 142       
The Gauls: "We came, we saw, we ran."
Boddah
Legionary
posted 15 January 2005 22:58 EDT (US)     12 / 142       
^^

Hehehe nice.


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General Tomzilla
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posted 15 January 2005 23:16 EDT (US)     13 / 142       
Swordsman: "Where is everyone going? We will have victory!"
Warband: "We're Gauls so that mens we're French! Their Britons! They want to kill us all because of what we did to King Arthur in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Plus they have superior numbers."
Swordsman: "Sounds good. RUN!!!"
Musicholic
Legionary
posted 16 January 2005 01:49 EDT (US)     14 / 142       
Aww come on guys! They are only chariots, what? it's raining? *dies*

RUN AWAY!!!!

greasypig
Legionary
posted 16 January 2005 02:11 EDT (US)     15 / 142       
The Gauls, seeing the Britons looked better with their shirts off, returned home for their tunics.

OR

The once fearsome Gaul warriors turned to water when the Britons began calling them Pippi Longstocking.

karoaper
Legionary
posted 16 January 2005 02:26 EDT (US)     16 / 142       
- To our viewers at home, welcome back to the semi-annual "Witches and Bitches" parade in downtown ... um Gaul. The weather has been poor all day with all the rain and mist, but the spirits are high and ...

- Oh, and here come the Flat-chested Spear Boys of Londinium Boardschool for Boys. Notice the white flag they carry, which is the official crest of their proud institution. Pretty dull if you ask me.

- That's right Diane, however I think a member of their rival troop, Chicks with Swords has mixed in their ranks, and she seems to have a costume malfunction. How emberassing for the Chicks. Their organization leaves a lot to be desired.

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scipio_africanus
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posted 16 January 2005 08:50 EDT (US)     17 / 142       
Gaul: No way I'm fighting in this weather. It would totally mess up my hairstyle.
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Chariot rider 1: You were in Ben Hur? Wow.
Chariot rider 2: I also got a recall for Spartacus, but they said I wasn't what they were looking for.
Chariot rider 1: My cousin was in that film.
Chariot rider 2: Shalll we go and kill some Gauls, then?

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beekay
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(id: black_knight_101)
posted 16 January 2005 09:00 EDT (US)     18 / 142       

Quote:

The Gauls, seeing the Britons looked better with their shirts off, returned home for their tunics.

Hahahah... awesome

now a serious one:

The Gauls flee from the Messanian heartlands as the fearsome Britons fall upon them with spear and shield.


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Capt_Kremmen
Legionary
posted 16 January 2005 09:01 EDT (US)     19 / 142       
I came,I saw,I said ..sod this for a game of soldiers......
blockeyking1
Legionary
posted 16 January 2005 09:06 EDT (US)     20 / 142       
sword man captain:"we shall make are brave men a fire when we get back to camp."
sword man:"wot if they dont make it back"
the rest of the troop:"Mumble mmumble"
a random fat swords man that only came in to die:"uggg"
swords man:"no not trailer he was always the best at making us leave and not die."
sword man captain:"we shall remember him with a minuits sillence."
2 hours later a man finds trailers dead body and sais i will have a minuits silence for this man.... and this man...and this man. in the end the man calculates 20 minuits silence
beekay
Legionary
(id: black_knight_101)
posted 16 January 2005 09:11 EDT (US)     21 / 142       
Unfortunatly, those 20 minutes were when they men would usually be having dinner, and they all starved. The general would remain there for the rest of his days, mourning with a minute of silence for each man.

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Commisar Clark
Guest
posted 16 January 2005 10:30 EDT (US)     22 / 142       
Human player : Don't look now but there is a 15,000 strong army of infantry and chariots behind you.
Swordsman : Really?

EDIT - : + D = - Problem with BB code and writing.


The Mighty Pharaoh AKA Jonathon Clark
"Gods...I hate Gauls...My grandfather hated them too...Even before they put out his eyes..."

[This message has been edited by The Mighty Pharaoh (edited 01-16-2005 @ 10:32 AM).]

Boddah
Legionary
posted 17 January 2005 21:44 EDT (US)     23 / 142       
"We are brave men, we can defeat these puny britons with their powerful chariots and frightening accents!" *army stares* "well, go on! they won't kill themselves!" *army flees"

Thats the winner. Good job Black Knight. Here is this weeks picture.


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Adder
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posted 17 January 2005 21:51 EDT (US)     24 / 142       
We'll be putting up a community section in the future. Perhaps we can have a toon section.

Adder |
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FuryDragon
Legionary
posted 18 January 2005 00:05 EDT (US)     25 / 142       
Captain: When the tower smashes the wall, we charge and slaughter any defenders we see. * Looks at some guys*
Wheres your armour?
Them: We left it in camp
Captain: Well go and get it fast! Since there is no space, just jump off the tower!
Them: * jumps and dies*
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