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Topic Subject:Lesbian rebels
eightseven87
Legionary
posted 03 March 2007 00:32 EDT (US)         
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lol, all i have to say.

anyone else find any other strange rebel names?

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MisplacedPope
Legionary
(id: misplacedgeneral)
posted 03 March 2007 00:49 EDT (US)     1 / 23       
Lesbian rebels are from the Isle of LEsbos, in the Aegean, nothing funny at all, really.

"It's not true. Some have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good." Jack Nicholson
eightseven87
Legionary
posted 03 March 2007 00:55 EDT (US)     2 / 23       
dont be a stiff, c'mon you know you chuckled
Geogheganator
Legionary
posted 03 March 2007 00:56 EDT (US)     3 / 23       
Lesbos is the crescent shaped island in the picture just off the coast of Pergamum.

misplacedgeneral, good to see another Mainer on.

Vance1
Legionary
posted 03 March 2007 00:59 EDT (US)     4 / 23       
That's an interesting campaign you've got going there. Never seen the Greeks expand that far north. And do the rebels control all of Sicily as well as Rome?
Geogheganator
Legionary
posted 03 March 2007 01:09 EDT (US)     5 / 23       
Have fun once Egypt and Britannia get to you.
steace43
Legionary
posted 03 March 2007 02:16 EDT (US)     6 / 23       
And check out his (Carthages) territory...

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Carthage
Legionary
posted 03 March 2007 03:55 EDT (US)     7 / 23       
I guess you used some cheats to get all that cash?

Carthage
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No, no it's not

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EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 03 March 2007 04:06 EDT (US)     8 / 23       
I guess he conquered a lot then gave it all away to have a good game.

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
DaNoZ
Legionary
posted 03 March 2007 04:19 EDT (US)     9 / 23       
Yeah, I've never seen Greece expand that much. Usually they get owned my Macedon. Anyway, I don't see whats so funny about this.

Danoz

Decius The Great
Legionary
posted 03 March 2007 10:25 EDT (US)     10 / 23       
im suprised everyone on this forum has no sense of humor. you know you laughed.
Robert66
Legionary
posted 03 March 2007 11:49 EDT (US)     11 / 23       
Well its just that we have seen this so many times. Its really not that funny anymore.
Lord Ahm
Legionary
posted 03 March 2007 12:25 EDT (US)     12 / 23       
It's historical, what's funny about it? Lesbos was the island where lesbians were "invented".

Ahm Heribeus
Is a suits murmur
EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 03 March 2007 12:41 EDT (US)     13 / 23       
Wait, did it have a temple on it where only women were allowed? I always wanted to know which island that was

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Andariel
Banned
posted 03 March 2007 12:52 EDT (US)     14 / 23       
NOT ANOTHER "hu hu hu he said lesbians hu hu hu" THREAD!
Spartamaran
Legionary
posted 03 March 2007 13:24 EDT (US)     15 / 23       
^^ Agree

Lol yeah, 149 bc and 6 cities.. That much cash, rebel ownage on the isle of Sicily, he** yeah, I would love to see how this develops!! Keep the screenies coming m8


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eightseven87
Legionary
posted 03 March 2007 22:31 EDT (US)     16 / 23       
can do
pretty much what i did in this game was just let everyone else expand like crazy, kept to myself and used some cheats to stay alive. I let my city on sicily rebel early in the game and they never took it. Just recently I killed all the Scipii family members and all their territory became rebels. I took brutii because they were attacking me. Pretty much i left everyone else the way they are.

Edit: heres some images from a battle recently.
Numidia decided to attack me
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Horses
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Victory, although not as well as i had wanted
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TitusMaximus
Legionary
posted 05 March 2007 11:51 EDT (US)     17 / 23       
Everyones a critic. Leave him alone people. Let 87 play his game the way he wants and laugh at what he wants to.

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Aaron26
Legionary
posted 06 March 2007 18:02 EDT (US)     18 / 23       
hey guys im from maine to

just sayin O_o


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lmao
Legionary
posted 06 March 2007 19:31 EDT (US)     19 / 23       

Quote:

did it have a temple on it where only women were allowed

I think that was Ephesus.


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eightseven87
Legionary
posted 06 March 2007 21:53 EDT (US)     20 / 23       
@ TitusMaximus
thanks
I do alot of experimental campaigns like this just to see what happens when i do certain things and how that influences the AI. gives me some insight into my campaigns without cheats. I think the lesson is that if left alone the greeks will eventually conquer macedon late game. They even pushed back brutii until all they had was the two cities.

I am going to try another one as Britain and just sit on the English isles up there and see how the rest of the map develops. Might be interesting. I'll keep yall informed.

Texray1
Legionary
posted 07 March 2007 08:46 EDT (US)     21 / 23       
I had a good laugh. I hadn't noticed those particular rebels before. But I've only been playing for a few weeks.
RobJameson
Legionary
posted 07 March 2007 14:53 EDT (US)     22 / 23       
Wow i gotta try letting the campaign run wild like that, looks pretty cool , Ive done it to a minor extent, but i still had over 50 territories, i just left the southern areas alone, generally the seleucids get owned by the egyptians so i try and keep em alive, but i never got it that big, how many turns did that take :P
eightseven87
Legionary
posted 07 March 2007 17:30 EDT (US)     23 / 23       
Well if you look it is at about 143 in the screen. I got it down to about 94 before I randomly got a CTD for no apparent reason. I started the same sort of campaign as Britain and just chilled up on my island. Germania was doing good for a long time until pontus started expanding up.
Currently i'm playing the same campaign as rebels although its taking a much longer time since my units keep showing up all over the map.
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