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Boddah
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posted 15 January 2005 17:13 EDT (US)         
RULES
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1. I will post a screenshot and you will post a caption.
2. I pick the winner...
3. You can send me a screenshot you'd like to be on here
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4. If I feel there is a tie I will post another picture.

This weeks picture:


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[This message has been edited by Boddah (edited 01-22-2005 @ 05:09 PM).]

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Celer
Legionary
posted 27 January 2005 05:04 EDT (US)     101 / 142       
Why, we're outnumbered... men, those that don't want to die, come with me during our glorious rout across the lands!
Kaidonni
Legionary
posted 27 January 2005 06:49 EDT (US)     102 / 142       
Soldier #1 in Siege Tower: So, er, where you all from, guys?
Soldier #2: The level below
Soldier #3: Oh, nice. I'm from the Militia Hoplites from down on the ground.
Soldier #4: This is the ticket line to see Alexander, right?

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Kaidonni
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posted 27 January 2005 06:55 EDT (US)     103 / 142       
In response to the original picture...

Routing Gaul soldiers: Crikey, lunch time already? We're gonna be late!


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dad_savage
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posted 27 January 2005 09:31 EDT (US)     104 / 142       
First picture -

Marcus: Do I look british!? I'm not giving you any advice, you stupid Barbarian.

Second picture:

After getting bored of Greek poetry and academia, Hellenic science conconcted a clever means of allowing their citizenry to mooch off other cultures entertainment structures.

hope_coruja
Legionary
posted 27 January 2005 09:37 EDT (US)     105 / 142       
"I think we all look stupid wearing the same pants"
DreamiusTrippius
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posted 27 January 2005 09:59 EDT (US)     106 / 142       
the pro hunt demonstrations got a bit out of hand

[This message has been edited by DreamiusTrippius (edited 01-27-2005 @ 10:01 AM).]

Kirkland
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posted 27 January 2005 11:36 EDT (US)     107 / 142       
"#Were all going on a summer holiday..."
Summachoi
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posted 27 January 2005 12:07 EDT (US)     108 / 142       
Briton at the back hurries in a bit late...

"Oh My God! I don't believe it, Everyone's wearing the same outfit as me!!!"

Tiresias
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posted 27 January 2005 14:14 EDT (US)     109 / 142       
I organise a Surprise costume for the emporer, and you ALL come as Greeks? God this is embarrasing.
Ian Gilbert
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posted 27 January 2005 14:16 EDT (US)     110 / 142       
Briton: Is that white flag in the background our Carthiginian allies, or are some of our soldiers routing?

Gaul: Get the glowing flag!


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NativeBoy Of USA
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posted 27 January 2005 17:30 EDT (US)     111 / 142       
1) you guys keep posting about the first pic, ignore that, its from the very first post.
2) why are their only 2 pics in this whole 5 page thread? (page 1 and 2)
3) we need a new pic.
Sextus The Bold
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posted 27 January 2005 17:34 EDT (US)     112 / 142       
Gallic Captain: Look at those elk people. How would they match up to a war pig. They graze in pastures while we sharpen our tusks. Now charge those spears before they stop grazing and we are all killed. Run!

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NativeBoy Of USA
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posted 27 January 2005 17:36 EDT (US)     113 / 142       
Second Pic Caption-

"What the greeks did before the invention of the TV"

hisslord
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posted 27 January 2005 23:42 EDT (US)     114 / 142       
British Soldier #1: By Jove will you look at the time! Already 19h30!
British Soldier #2: Where? I don't see a sun dial anywhere near.
British Soldier #1: Me neither but check out the rigor mortis erection on that dead Gaul!

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jonathan0930
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posted 27 January 2005 23:59 EDT (US)     115 / 142       
Soldier 1: umm does anyone one know how many i killed?? Is there even a player scoreboard???
Soldier 2:y would they have a scoreboard??? theres like... more then 800 people.
Soldier 3: o shut up, i am on a killing spree.
Soldier 1 and 2: HOW DO U KNOW!!! THERES NO FRIGGIN SCOREBOARD!!!
charlesma
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posted 28 January 2005 02:56 EDT (US)     116 / 142       
pic #2:

"dammit, i gotta PEE!"
or
"NOBODY MOVE! i lost a lens."
or
"like thousands of maggots feasting upon an overripe sun-dried tomato rimmed with cottage cheese, the greeks silently gathered 'round the corpse of Santa Claus."

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hayate666
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posted 28 January 2005 05:16 EDT (US)     117 / 142       
"Not even Marcus had any advice to give about why all those silly barbarians were fighting over a group of trees."

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Rookierookie
Banned
posted 28 January 2005 05:17 EDT (US)     118 / 142       
^Best one so far.

Guys, the current pic is the one that is in the first post.

Kirkland
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posted 28 January 2005 05:33 EDT (US)     119 / 142       
First pic:

caption title "Rangers Vs Celtic at Ibrox"

2nd pic:

"Old grannies on a tour bus, wondering why they were given spears..."

Summachoi
Legionary
posted 28 January 2005 05:52 EDT (US)     120 / 142       
One for the tower one:

"Oh, so you all like my new tree house then. It's great isn't it? Although there is a slight problem of strange men bombarding us with arrows all the time. Oh Well"

Anubite lord
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posted 28 January 2005 16:41 EDT (US)     121 / 142       
we got them where we want them men! Just run Them over!(notices big army) RUN!!

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Ferret
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posted 28 January 2005 17:28 EDT (US)     122 / 142       
As the gauls and brits fought on, the weird white flagged people from the middle came from the middle to the left of the screen to join the fight. Meanwhile, Marcus realises hes been turned into a retinue and swapped to the Brits.

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Seanleb90
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posted 28 January 2005 17:36 EDT (US)     123 / 142       
The ferret do you have a aim screen name i am having big trouble
charlesma
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posted 28 January 2005 18:15 EDT (US)     124 / 142       
the might of the gauls nor the britonians combined could not stand a chance against the terror that was: the white man.
Midnuit
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posted 28 January 2005 18:39 EDT (US)     125 / 142       
Gallic Warlord: Look at them!! The Britons march under the flag with a deer on it! A deer! Hahaha! Bambi is their symbol! However we Gauls have..... we have.... oh alright we have a pig. So? Pigs are better at fighting than deer! Aren't they? Well, deer have antlers. Wait... hey, we have tusks! Wait, no, deer are fast. Pigs are slow. Ok, you know what? Forget about the flag thing. The Britons are so poor, their infantry don't wear shirts! They.. Oh, wait... neither do we... Uh......... gotta go! *Warlord Runs Away*

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