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Boddah
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posted 15 January 2005 17:13 EDT (US)         
RULES
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1. I will post a screenshot and you will post a caption.
2. I pick the winner...
3. You can send me a screenshot you'd like to be on here
trevin.white@gmail.com
4. If I feel there is a tie I will post another picture.

This weeks picture:


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[This message has been edited by Boddah (edited 01-22-2005 @ 05:09 PM).]

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Siamese
Legionary
posted 23 January 2005 15:31 EDT (US)     76 / 142       
"Jack! Has anyone seen Jack? I can't see through you, Bob! Are you Jack? Oh, my mistake, you all look alike. Jack! Gah, I hate this freakin' horde."

[This message has been edited by Siamese (edited 01-23-2005 @ 03:31 PM).]

Brock88
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posted 23 January 2005 15:37 EDT (US)     77 / 142       

Quote:

No triangles in picture

Yeah there is, look closer.


Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.
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Sospitator
Legionary
posted 23 January 2005 18:18 EDT (US)     78 / 142       
triangles spotted... missed them initially
General Tomzilla
Legionary
posted 23 January 2005 18:36 EDT (US)     79 / 142       
Finally, someone looked closely.
redfalcon
Legionary
posted 23 January 2005 19:02 EDT (US)     80 / 142       
"stop the battle! stop the battle! its tea time!"

AKA p90pro, phairho, asparagus87.
Sleeper2
Legionary
posted 23 January 2005 19:24 EDT (US)     81 / 142       
i just read the first few posts in this thread and thought i'd mention that BRITON is gay .. and gaul owns them anyday.. and if everyon'e so afraid of chariots and briton they suck
Gerz
Legionary
posted 23 January 2005 20:27 EDT (US)     82 / 142       
Thanks for the very intelligent post Sleeper2. Maybe, just cause your terrible with the Britons doesn't mean that there aren't people out there that can't use them to their full advantage.
now, to the Caption... hmmmm

*Britons General, looking down on the battle* Well George, this battle will mark the end of all hostilities between our country, and the country across the channel from us.

*His trusty sidekick George* Sir, there is a group of Gauls coming over that Hill...

*General* pah, they are just Gauls... who is afraid of the Gauls?? you?? you?? no, thats what i thought.. CHARGE!!!

KHCloud
Legionary
posted 23 January 2005 20:50 EDT (US)     83 / 142       
"Finally we have defeated the gallic general, victory will be ou---oh not again..."
English Patriot
Banned
posted 23 January 2005 20:57 EDT (US)     84 / 142       

Quote:

i just read the first few posts in this thread and thought i'd mention that BRITON is gay .. and gaul owns them anyday.. and if everyon'e so afraid of chariots and briton they suck

How Original.

el_bandito
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posted 23 January 2005 20:58 EDT (US)     85 / 142       
Picture 3.

"Aren't you sick of half naked barbarians?"

[This message has been edited by el_bandito (edited 01-23-2005 @ 08:59 PM).]

lendbor
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posted 24 January 2005 05:57 EDT (US)     86 / 142       
After a sluggish first half with neither team getting the upper hand, The British side finally got the ball past the French defence and through the Gaul posts to score the winning gaul..eh...goal
DreamiusTrippius
Legionary
posted 24 January 2005 06:03 EDT (US)     87 / 142       
"Well thatís the last time we invite the neighbours over for a BBQ"
Rookierookie
Banned
posted 24 January 2005 06:27 EDT (US)     88 / 142       
"Hmm... that's a nice white paint scheme they have there... think we could adopt it for our own flags?"
General Tomzilla
Legionary
posted 26 January 2005 09:31 EDT (US)     89 / 142       
Well? Who won this time?
Ferret
Legionary
(id: The_Ferret)
posted 26 January 2005 11:37 EDT (US)     90 / 142       
Today we march for Lady Britania and for Londonium, and Liverpoolium and Manchesterium, and Edinburghium, and Glasgowium and....

after naming every city in Britain, the General realised the gauls came, slaughtered the army, but ran away, scared that if they killed him, he would haunt their dreams and repeat his speach.


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rhoops
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posted 26 January 2005 14:40 EDT (US)     91 / 142       
"The Harrods January Sale queue saw some particularly galling 'bargeing in', this year" a local resident said today on BBC Radio 2

Pax Romana.. Pax Britannia.. Pax Americana..INTERREGNUM RHOOPSIUM
karoaper
Legionary
posted 26 January 2005 15:22 EDT (US)     92 / 142       
"A Brit to another Brit: This is the last time I shop for clothes at home All they have are these nauseating pants. And would it kill them to have a shirt in stock every now and then. But no, cheap ass Made in Bangladesh pants is all they carry!!. That's it I'm going to Paris"

[This message has been edited by karoaper (edited 01-26-2005 @ 11:00 PM).]

zyxomma100
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posted 26 January 2005 18:23 EDT (US)     93 / 142       
A few minutes after the crowd realized the store had only one Furby left...

Edit: My sig looks like crap here at RTWH.


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Tardy V1002
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posted 26 January 2005 22:22 EDT (US)     94 / 142       
"If we needed proof of the treachury of weak an unhinged gallic baraberians, we have it here on this day. Look! the beasts wear green pants with red stripes during autumn. The danger these lunatics pose all of Briton is now clear for all to see!"
Nog64
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posted 26 January 2005 22:24 EDT (US)     95 / 142       
I have some screenies if you need some more.

__/\--*~N64~*--/\__
The Tale of Sir Gusson-3%
Sole competitor and winner of the Green Map contest.
So cool!
Maccabeus
Legionary
posted 26 January 2005 22:59 EDT (US)     96 / 142       
*Suddenly, amidst the carnage, a forward British warband begins to eerily glow, and becomes surrounded by bright green triangles*

*both armies stop, stare in shock*

Gallic soldier: "They've been....CHOSEN!"

*Both armies flee in panic*

Hikari
Legionary
(id: echowinds)
posted 27 January 2005 00:30 EDT (US)     97 / 142       
"Warriors forward! Cut them down! Then trample the corpse as flat as a pancake!"

LordDragatus
Legionary
posted 27 January 2005 04:09 EDT (US)     98 / 142       
I'm not sure if it's such a good idea to change the picture in the initial post. I just read this for the first time and I thought the first captions were all in regard to the current picture.

I'd write a caption, but I have no good ideas.


Lord Dragatus, 30th member of BTOOIC, The One Who Killed the Cow.
patty_c_63
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posted 27 January 2005 04:48 EDT (US)     99 / 142       
*general* " men, you are all my brothers, no seriously, we all had the same mother. havnt any of you wonderd why you look exactly the same as the man next to you?"

or

*general* "shame on those pathetic gauls. those trousers leave nothing to the imagination. and yet they call themselfs frenchmen!"


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no seriously, you lose. get off my set >^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<

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beekay
Legionary
(id: black_knight_101)
posted 27 January 2005 04:59 EDT (US)     100 / 142       
Reporter 1: And in a stunning protest, the animal-rights supporters are clashing violently with the Evil Scientists Of Hamburg for the right to protect or destroy those nearby trees.

Reporter 2: You have to admire those protesters tactics compared to those dumb scientists. Look, all those protesters are ganging up on the Evil Scientists, while the scientists are simply wandering around aimlessly, looking at the sky. You can see three of them in the distance!

Drunk Rights Protester: Yeah, i washh jusst sittink awound wid my mates, and i'm like ohmygod!!! and their like ohmygod!!! *Is pushed out of way by Evil Hamburger Scientist*

Scientist: All we ask is to be treated with respect! And to be able to kill as many animals as we please! Is that a crime or WHAT!?!?!?

Reporter 1: Ah, go sleep in a box, tubby!

Scientist: Wh- WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?!?!? TUBBY!!?!??!

*brawl breaks out between reporters and Hamburg scientist, a.k.a. The Iberians and the Gauls*


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