What we're looking for is some good messages to add to the list we have so far. Post your ideas in this thread and if we like them and they are suitable, then we'll implement them.
Our current messages are:
'As Augustus once said: "Server- give me back my site pages!"',
'The page you are looking for cannot be found. The Carthaginians have sacrificed it to Baal.',
'This page has been trampled by an elephant. It probably won'
'The page you are looking for is now held by Huns.',
'This page was involved in the civil revolt in Corduba, and as such, has been executed by your men!',
'This page has been whisked away by the Amazons, to an unknown fate.....',
'This page has been taken by the Brutii during the Roman Civil War.',
'Senate Mission: Find this page.
Reward: This page.', [This message has been edited by yakcamkir (edited 06-16-2008 @ 06:11 PM).]
'This page has been eaten by a Yubtseb Elephant.',
'This page has been bribed and now belongs to another faction.',
'This page has been felled by an assassin'
'This page has been lost in Germania. We suspect it has been sacrificed.',
'This page has decided to become a Vestal Virgin.',
'This page is currently doing military service. Please check back in a few years.',
'This page is with Legio II in Britannia. Don'
'This page is currently under siege.',
'There is nothing that remains of this page. It has been sacked, and the ruins are held by steppe tribes.',
'This page is routing, and oblivious to the world.'
Please note the following rules:
1. All submissions must comply with the
2. All submissions must relate to the game or the era covered by RTW.
3. No inside jokes or references to forumers.
Good luck and get your thinking caps on!
"Do not stand behind Satan in the Post Office queue because the devil takes many forms."
"Your front-page picture of Kate Winslet with a plunging neckline being up for two golden globes was most appropriate."
Unpublished letters to the Daily Telegraph