Or in fact, 'Time to Bleach'
Now try not to lament too loudly (the neighbours will complain), and I'd advise against rending your clothes (they'll just cost money to replace) and/or gnashing your teeth (especially if you are reliant on British dentistry), but I shall be standing down as a moderator very shortly, retiring Sulla-like to a life of indolence and vice. At least as far as the forums go anyway. For the next few months, I anticipate being around far less than hitherto for various reasons that I won't trouble you with but largely involve real life (I won out over it for a while but the damn thing just won't die).
Before there is any mass panic (or celebrating), I should emphasise that I will still be around occasionally and Gaius has kindly allowed me to keep my bangun even though white (well okay he hasn't but I don't think he or Yak know how to turn the power off...).
Anyway, no more green for me shortly. Which is just as well because it doesn't suit my complexion.
I haven't warned half of you as much as I should have done and I've banned far fewer of you than you deserve. But this is the END.
Civile! Si ergo fortibusis in ero.
Wassis inem causan dux?
Gnossis vile demsis trux!
I suggest that before badgering for a translation you take the time to read it out loud. Thankyou.