Here's the situation. My ally, Parthia, led by Isildur, is getting picked off by archers, and their German enemies have formed an invincible wedge of spearmen to protect said archers.
Meanwhile, "my" enemy, mrmantaray, is hiding in the corner of the map. Ruddy n00b, but I do I get angry? No. mrmantaray is so far from the battle, that no matter what he does, he cannot possibly interfere.
So, I totally ignore him, and instead rescue my ally. Although Isildur's Parthia didn't get many kills at first, they got, like, 1000 at the end. And what do I get? A measly 400-500. Hey, I saved his rear end!
Regardless, it was a fun battle, and there was a nice "crunch" at the end.
My general didn't die in the actual battle, but for some reason he sometimes does in the replay. Possibly because he survived by pure luck.
Siamese cunningly destroys the Germanian's Phalanx wedge, valiantly rescuing the doomed Parthians!
The "big crunch" at the end!
Siamese leaving his Logitech mouse for his monitor!
Macedonia deployed in perhaps the most...questionable...position in history!
Teamwork (although, for some reason, you can't see any of the chatting)!