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A Disturbing Issue

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Number of Players: 2
Player 1's Name: Siamese
Player 2's Name: MrBurbis
# of Denarii: 15000
If RTW had a ranking system, I could've seen what a loser this guy was, and never wasted twelve minutes playing him. Jerk.

Anyways, after I actually told him not to create an all horse-archer army, the game begins. And what do I get?

10 units of Cataphract Camels, 10 units of Horse Archers.

My mind flashed back to wise Firefox's thread on pikemen. After a few brief convulsions on my part, the battle began.

I didn't use my typical Seleucid Storm tactic due to the obscene number of Persian Calvary units, but I managed to destroy the pansy nonetheless.

My onagers were totally ineffective during the initial charge, but my pikemen, coupled with several elite units of Companion Calvary in conjunction with my Armoured Elephant unit, brought the annoying buggers down.

After three minutes of slaughtering calvary, MrBurbis quit the game, leaving me to fight the surviving horse archers.

I recommend ending this replay after MrBurbis admits defeat. After that, it was just me hunting down the little buggers.

The moral is: don't be an idiot. All-calvary armies are annoying, and I will tear you to pieces online if you use them.

Enjoy the idiot-owning!
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