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Waffentraeger
Legionary
(id: Daelon)
posted 14 December 2008 15:55 EDT (US)         
To up the ante of ETW's release, we have made ourselves a tournament for everyone to play in. Being realistically demanding we have made 2 separate alliances, therefore all players will be involved and a nice rivalry will form.


Current Roster:


Allied Force #1:

LoH - Britain (As of right now, he is thy ruly one)
Ventory - Russia
Ischenous - Persia
Catabre - Please choose different faction! thanks.

Allied Force #2:

Gallow - Ottoman Empire
Daelon - Scandia country (Ie, Sweden/Danemark)
Jomas - Scandia Country
Angelo - France
Spartan - Poland

Current players up for grabs:

Jupiter - Britain...
Boe - United Prov
Ischenous - Britain
Trottski - Britain
Spartan... The wookie faction? (Ewoks included?)
CaesarVincens - Spain (Still deciding)
Wool - Prussia
General - 13 colonies
+More, let me know if I forgot

Currently we have 5+ players fighting for Britain, I think that 1v1 tourny will be interesting if we do follow through.

When trading players, if you wish to enlist a player onto your alliance, it must be agreed upon all active players in this thread. Effective next player trade.

Here discuss sides and tactics, trade players, talk smack, and more.

[This message has been edited by Daelon (edited 12-18-2008 @ 06:20 PM).]

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Ventory
Legionary
posted 21 December 2008 11:58 EDT (US)     226 / 258       
you forgot angelo, and jomas

plus you mispelled awesome...

Poland having nukes? I'm sorry but it's time to wakeup.
Gallowglass
Legionary
posted 21 December 2008 12:01 EDT (US)     227 / 258       
The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth

And it's called T.W.A.T.
Very Manly of you Gallow
What? It was a good idea...

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[This message has been edited by Gallowglass (edited 12-21-2008 @ 12:02 PM).]

Ventory
Legionary
posted 21 December 2008 12:27 EDT (US)     228 / 258       
You do not wnat to be called twat, lol you will be laughed upon by all americans


and no, we shouldn't ask nicely, we should demand! IT!
Gallowglass
Legionary
posted 21 December 2008 12:52 EDT (US)     229 / 258       

Okay, then! I demand a third alliance!

Anyone want to see the stupidity of what just happened?
Shall we start a third Allied force?
No, just 2 please, otherwise the confusion and treachery would get out of hand
Since I challenged Ventory and made this whole idea, what I say goes. And I say we ask Daelon nicely.
Very Manly of you Gallow
What? It was a good idea...
and no, we shouldn't ask nicely, we should demand it!
Ventory, you just demanded something you made a point of opposing.

Merry Christmas

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Ventory
Legionary
posted 21 December 2008 13:08 EDT (US)     230 / 258       
I know, I rethought about it and I think it will add to the drama... so much war and hate and confusion... it will be like the real world.
Gallowglass
Legionary
posted 21 December 2008 13:13 EDT (US)     231 / 258       
Or we could get together and eradicate disease, poverty, and establish human rights. Fail.

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[This message has been edited by Gallowglass (edited 12-21-2008 @ 01:15 PM).]

Waffentraeger
Legionary
(id: Daelon)
posted 21 December 2008 14:08 EDT (US)     232 / 258       
No Ventory, the nuke joke was because spartan implied that he can just obliterate a faction like it was easy or something.
Gallowglass
Legionary
posted 21 December 2008 14:12 EDT (US)     233 / 258       

Nothing particularly wrong with that.

*blows Ischenous's Persia from the face of the earth*


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Waffentraeger
Legionary
(id: Daelon)
posted 21 December 2008 14:22 EDT (US)     234 / 258       
It's just that you can't. Whether or not you think that you are better than everyone, and I'm not saying that it's wrong to think that, you should probably be showing that a bit more realistically.

Maybe say, "DAELON I WILL, STOCKADE YOUR PORTS AND RUIN YOUR DEFENCES!" Or something lame like that...

I'd rather laugh at that than laugh at saying i'll be completely obliterated. (Nuke pun intended)

Gallowglass
Legionary
posted 21 December 2008 15:00 EDT (US)     235 / 258       
Ischenous, I will blockade your ports and ruin your defences with a nuke.

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Legion Of Hell
Centurion
posted 21 December 2008 15:29 EDT (US)     236 / 258       
I'm was so bloody annoyed that Arsenal's captain Fabregas is out for 3 weeks I nearly broke my computer, but I withheld the urge to break it for ETW being the sole reason.

General Rawlinson- This is most unsatisfactory. Where are the Sherwood Foresters? Where are the East Lancashires on the right?

Brigadier-General Oxley- They are lying out in No Man's Land, sir. And most of them will never stand again.

Two high ranking British generals discussing the fortunes of two regiments after the disastrous attack at Aubers Ridge on the 9th May 1915.
Waffentraeger
Legionary
(id: Daelon)
posted 21 December 2008 15:36 EDT (US)     237 / 258       
Ah Gallow ruins everything :P
Gallowglass
Legionary
posted 21 December 2008 16:35 EDT (US)     238 / 258       

Deal with it

Both of you.

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Ventory
Legionary
posted 21 December 2008 17:11 EDT (US)     239 / 258       
I deal with yous smelly end all the time.
Waffentraeger
Legionary
(id: Daelon)
posted 21 December 2008 17:12 EDT (US)     240 / 258       
I wish they would release some more content... Like what you can use other than forts!
Gallowglass
Legionary
posted 21 December 2008 17:13 EDT (US)     241 / 258       
Use Ventory

We really should try to get an actual discussion going here instead of doing a Richard & Judy: Uncut.

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[This message has been edited by Gallowglass (edited 12-21-2008 @ 05:16 PM).]

Bulba Khan
Legionary
(id: stormer)
posted 21 December 2008 17:30 EDT (US)     242 / 258       
I demand a third Allied Force and I will be the head of it!

I feel the same way I did after playing Stronghold 2 for about 15 minutes, like it was my birthday and all my friends had wheeled a giant birthday cake into the room, and I was filled with hopes dreams and desires when suddenly out of the cake pops out not a beautiful buxom maid, but a cranky old hobo that just shanks me then takes $60 dollars out of my pocket and walks away saying "deal, with it".
Ventory
Legionary
posted 21 December 2008 17:41 EDT (US)     243 / 258       
Stormer you probably won't be the head of the third one... unless you enjoy being put on everyone's hit list.
Gallowglass
Legionary
posted 21 December 2008 17:52 EDT (US)     244 / 258       
He's probably not going to join alliance one, either, atm

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Bulba Khan
Legionary
(id: stormer)
posted 21 December 2008 18:09 EDT (US)     245 / 258       
I like hitlists

I feel the same way I did after playing Stronghold 2 for about 15 minutes, like it was my birthday and all my friends had wheeled a giant birthday cake into the room, and I was filled with hopes dreams and desires when suddenly out of the cake pops out not a beautiful buxom maid, but a cranky old hobo that just shanks me then takes $60 dollars out of my pocket and walks away saying "deal, with it".
Ventory
Legionary
posted 21 December 2008 18:14 EDT (US)     246 / 258       
Fantastic more enemies.
Waffentraeger
Legionary
(id: Daelon)
posted 22 December 2008 02:12 EDT (US)     247 / 258       
Yes the more the better. I talked to my friend who does the video producing, and he wants $$$.. ALOT of $$$$ that I dont have. Looks like AAR screeshots! Woohoo!
Ventory
Legionary
posted 22 December 2008 08:35 EDT (US)     248 / 258       
AAR? WHat does that stand for

ANd what does he ewant the $$$ for?
Gallowglass
Legionary
posted 22 December 2008 08:39 EDT (US)     249 / 258       

After-Action Report. Check the war stories forum.

Couldn't you hold a charity event, Daelon?

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Ventory
Legionary
posted 22 December 2008 09:36 EDT (US)     250 / 258       
Gallow..... The following message is for the sake of trash-talk only

I dislike your pants.
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