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posted 17 May 2013 00:12 EDT (US)   
The Man with the Laughs





Gooooooooood-byyyyyyye Vietnaaaaam! That's right, I'm history... I'm outta here. I got the lucky ticket home, baby. Rollin, rollin, rollin'... keep them wagons rollin', rawhide! Yeah, that's right... the final Adrian Cronauer broadcast... and this one is brought to you by our friends at the Pentagon. Remember the people who brought you Korea? That's right, the U.S. Army. If it's being done correctly, here or abroad, it's probably not being done by the Army.







In honor of Robin Williams, I've decided to forsake the rules and simple post a lot of what made him special to us: his humor and ability to make us laugh!!


Genie: [turns into a cheerleader] Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake! Stick that sword into that snake!
Jafar: You stay out of this!
Genie: [Weakly] Jafar, Jafar, he's our man; if he can't do it, great!

When Christopher Reeve was in the hospital after his accident, Robin came to visit him. Reeve said this about that surprise visit:
Then, at an especially bleak moment, the door flew open and in hurried a squat fellow with a blue scrub hat and a yellow surgical gown and glasses, speaking in a Russian accent. He announced that he was my proctologist, and that he had to examine me immediately...it was Robin Williams...for the first time since the accident, I laughed. My old friend had helped me know that somehow I was going to be okay.
When Stephan Spielberg was filming "Schindler's List", Robin would call him to cheer him up. I think I only called him once, maybe twice. I called him when I was representing People for the Valdheimers Association. A society devoted to helping raise money to help older Germans who had forgotten everything before 1945. I remember him laughing and going 'thank you.'"










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[This message has been edited by Terikel Grayhair (edited 12-13-2014 @ 02:35 PM).]

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posted 06 January 2014 13:38 EDT (US)     1151 / 2504  
It's more what he posts.
posted 06 January 2014 16:19 EDT (US)     1152 / 2504  
ah, fair

house won this
posted 06 January 2014 17:26 EDT (US)     1153 / 2504  
My dad got a facebook account, Odin guide me.
well time to move on to twitter and hide from adults with the rest of the teen world
posted 06 January 2014 18:09 EDT (US)     1154 / 2504  
well time to move on to twitter and hide from adults with the rest of the teen world
I actually have, but I don't use twitter because I only used facebook as a messaging tool rather than posting about my life(that's what the RLT is for )

He's talking about making an account for our dog, with a lot of pictures taken from the angle of the dog.

I am having my 4th snowday in a row tomorrow, this is getting ridiculous.
posted 06 January 2014 19:01 EDT (US)     1155 / 2504  
I am having my 4th snowday in a row tomorrow, this is getting ridiculous.
Been years since I've seen snow. Kinda miss it to be honest since I barely get it down here in warm and sunny Florida

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posted 06 January 2014 21:21 EDT (US)     1156 / 2504  
I am having my 4th snowday in a row tomorrow, this is getting ridiculous.
my alum is on day two of freeze days so Christmas break was extended by two days. I don't go back until the 13th so I get no benefit from this freeze.

Have anyone in the US big freeze tried the pot of boiling water trick?
posted 07 January 2014 00:44 EDT (US)     1157 / 2504  
I saw some news dude in Chicago do it.

It was like 50 cold-degrees (northern Norway's normal January temps), so it worked.

There was a clip of it on BBC news, by the way.

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posted 07 January 2014 02:08 EDT (US)     1158 / 2504  
What's the pot of boiling water trick when it's at home?

Take a pot of boiling water, add a teabag, allow to brew, pour into cups, add milk (or add milk to cups first if that floats your boat)

Did anyone see the second episode of the new 'series' of Sherlock (not sure if 3 episodes is a series really)? It seemed a bit odd and to have little purpose unless they're trying to kill of Mary already having just introduced her. A bit on her majesty's secret service
posted 07 January 2014 02:24 EDT (US)     1159 / 2504  
I've only seen the first one, but I can understand it being a bit different-they had to deal with a lot in that episode. The next one is Watson's wedding though, so perhaps it's focusing on how Sherlock and Watson are drifting apart a little.

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
posted 07 January 2014 06:46 EDT (US)     1160 / 2504  
What's the pot of boiling water trick ...?
Take a pot of boiling water.

Go outside.

Throw the water in the air.

If the trick is done correctly in the right temperature, snow and/or ice come down instead of water.

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posted 07 January 2014 07:21 EDT (US)     1161 / 2504  
Throwing a pot of boiling water into the air doesn't sound like the cleverest of clever ideas.

house won this
posted 07 January 2014 07:58 EDT (US)     1162 / 2504  
It's currently around -15 F where I'm at with wind chill temperatures into the -30 F range. The boiling water trick apparently works quite well in these temperatures- I've seen several videos on friends' Facebooks but haven't even been near an outside door myself- my college has cancelled classes yesterday and today due to the extreme cold.

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posted 07 January 2014 10:49 EDT (US)     1163 / 2504  
Throwing a pot of boiling water into the air doesn't sound like the cleverest of clever ideas
The trick part if not to throw the boiling water upon yourself or anyone else, of course.

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posted 08 January 2014 11:51 EDT (US)     1164 / 2504  
At first I thought -15? That's not terrible, even England has reached that before. Then I realised it was not in celsius.

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posted 08 January 2014 13:39 EDT (US)     1165 / 2504  
It's the -40 F (or C) wind chill that's the real killer. Classes were back on today since the temperatures were back into the positive range...

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction." - Ronald Reagan
"Judge them not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Pick up a rifle and you change instantly from a subject to a citizen." - Jeff Cooper
"I like my enemies like James Bond likes his martinis- shaken, not stirred."
My first book, The King's Own
posted 08 January 2014 21:02 EDT (US)     1166 / 2504  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fChrZRqNnII

here is an example of it. it is pretty cool because it changes instantly. water is weird in that it follows no rules like freezing faster when it is hot.

yea it got to about -20F,-29C or 244.15K at the coldest during this big freeze.
posted 08 January 2014 22:42 EDT (US)     1167 / 2504  
Awesome! Never knew hot water could freeze that quickly.

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posted 09 January 2014 00:10 EDT (US)     1168 / 2504  
I saw a video of a guy fill a supersoaker with boiling water and shoot it off his front porch. It was like he was firing a mist/snow thrower

"Life is more fun when you are insane. Just let go occasionally".- yakcamkir 12:14
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posted 09 January 2014 07:07 EDT (US)     1169 / 2504  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fChrZRqNnII

here is an example of it. it is pretty cool because it changes instantly. water is weird in that it follows no rules like freezing faster when it is hot.
From what little I understand of it, the water being boiling (or near to it) is so that there's a lot of evaporation / spreading out of the water and snow rather than, as I first thought on reading what the 'trick' is, getting a large lump of ice/slush/cold water coming back down (which would be more likely with cool water as a starting point).
posted 09 January 2014 12:27 EDT (US)     1170 / 2504  
The Siberian Clipper hit the east coast this week. On Tuesday I believe it was, I was able to see my breath. Inside the ship. In berthing. Three stories below the weather decks.

It was so cold, and seeing as how all but one of the rooms my division owns cannot be heated (cuz it's mainly magazines) it was a terrible day. I had to bundle up in 2 layers of leggings and shirts, two thick wool blankets and a sleeping bag to sleep, and even then I woke up at 4am cuz I was still cold. Coming from the nice, warm Mediterranean, this is quite a shock lol.

I am the Carthaginian who became an angel, and surrendered his wings for a life on the sea of battle.

My magic screen is constantly bombarded with nubile young things eager to please these old eyes. This truly is a wonderful period in which to exist! - Terikel the Deflowerer
posted 10 January 2014 18:15 EDT (US)     1171 / 2504  
Something I found on reddit. Thought you guys might like to read it.


Written by Israeli Mirage III pilot Asher Snir. From the Time-Life book "Air Combat".
I am a little sad. Amos, who is about 1,000 meters ahead of me, will shoot him down unceremoniously, and it really is not fair. The MiG is all alone, already in front of us, and does not know that he is about to confront a squadron commander and his deputy who, between them, have already put more than one MiG squadron out of business.

No, it is not fair. The MiG-17 is no match for our Mirages. But then this "no match" business is a booby trap; there are fight regimes in the lower and medium-speed ranges in which the MiG-17 out-turns the Mirage and whoever is seduced into following a MiG into these territories will get nailed but good.

Amos is closing fast on the MiG, but just as he gets into firing range the MiG breaks sharply up and to the right. He has seen us in time. It was a good maneuver on the MiG's part. An excellent maneuver. Amos pulls up and I enter for a pass and I see the MiG diving, turning sharply and presenting his entire back across my wind-screen. I configure the gunsight, estimate the range. Just as I am about to fire, the MiG twists forcefully and drops even lower. Damn! Screwed up my pass, that man, and I pull out and Amos enters. The man in the MiG takes advantage of the short respite to drop closer to the valley floor and to gather some airspeed, which he will need to continue the fight.

I see the MiG break again just in time, flying practically on the deck, successfully frustrating Amos's pass. I am on my way in. I pull above him, stronger and faster but I'm still unable to get a good shot.

He flies, that man, lower than I have ever seen, knows where to look and when, has excellent vision, and has the concentration and the attention to think clearly, to judge correctly when to do what and not to make any mistakes. I am beginning to understand that we have found a real adversary, and that this battle will be quite different. I could almost visualize the Syrian casting away all the approved rules - rules only applicable to pilots not as good, and situations not as desperate.

This is not the way to fight. One must not fly at such levels of risk that only success separates them from recklessness. But something told me with great certainty that, today and with this man, this was the only way. The entire periphery is etched in my memory as an express tunnel of eight and a half minutes with a series of entries and pull outs, three volleys which missed, and extremely hard physical effort. I remember him at least once at the bottom of my gunsight, which I could not lower further by even one millimeter because we were already among the treetops and he was a couple of agricultural terraces lower than I was.

I remember the Syrian pulling up after me once and both of us climbing out of the valley in cold rage. I remember Amos saying, "Watch out! He's coming after you!" and I, more alive and aware than I had ever been, knowing exactly how much speed the man in the MiG had on his gauge and that he was bluffing.

And so we kept getting further and further north, three madmen joined together till death do us part. The missile on my wingtip, a Sidewinder-B from America, sends a buzz through my headset from time to time to inform me that it "sees" the MiG. I know that I must not launch at this altitude because the missile will simply dive into the ground directly in front of me if I do not provide it with some room to sink before it has a chance to start homing and climbing.

For a long time I ignore it, until during one of the climb outs I see that the MiG is about to cross a wide valley at right angles. The man in the MiG does not know this yet, because all he can see from his altitude is the near ridge before the valley, and Amos is almost in firing range already and the Syrian must get busy again and break nicely and correctly among the treetops. So this is my chance.

I do not descend toward the MiG. Instead, I stay at altitude and close the range to 800 meters, the very heart of the missile's flight envelope, and I see the MiG's silver, fishlike silhouette evading Amos's Mirage once again and twisting northward, homeward. The MiG is skimming the rocks, following a narrowing valley that is turning into a dry river bed, climbing within its walls to the top of the ridge.

Now!

With the sight on the distant tailpipe, I hear the missile's battle cry at once. Before the Syrian has a chance to notice that the ground is about to fall away from under him, I launch. A sharp "whoosh!" and the missile is on its way.

The missile crossed the ridge successfully, still sinking, two seconds later, registering a new world record for low altitude flight by a missile. It continued to sink some more in the valley before it started climbing, homing steadily on the MiG.

Something caused the Syrian to do the very last thing in his life. Perhaps he saw the distant portion of the missile's smoke trail; perhaps he grew suspicious. When the missile was about fifty meters behind him, the man began a break to the right, still within the valley. It was too close and it was too late.

The last second of the brave and talented man's life is still etched in my memory: the missile with its thin smoke plume hiding beneath the wing; the large orange flash which was almost certainly a direct hit; the right wing breaking at the root; the fast, uncontrolled roll toward the missing wing; the grotesque spin of the stubby fuselage. Then came the unavoidable crash of the broken MiG into the distant, steep wall of the valley and the ugly black mushroom that sprouted from the green terrain.

The man in the MiG. A famous hero or an unknown just starting to blossom, he was deserving of one more thing, and to this day I hope that it was granted to him. I hope he died instantly when the missile hit and did not live that last second and never, never knew that he lost the battle.

I am the Carthaginian who became an angel, and surrendered his wings for a life on the sea of battle.

My magic screen is constantly bombarded with nubile young things eager to please these old eyes. This truly is a wonderful period in which to exist! - Terikel the Deflowerer
posted 11 January 2014 04:25 EDT (US)     1172 / 2504  
An excellent tale, well-told and with respect for talent, regardless if it is found in an enemy or a friend.

Punic- with regards to cold and sleep- sleeping bags work best without a lot of clothes on. They keep the body warm by trapping layers of warm air, which does not happen when your clothing traps the warmth. The bag then leeches off the warmth from the clothes. If a bag doesn't work well enough, putting on layers of clothing will make it worse. Try double-bagging if one is not enough. You can put your clothes in by your feet so they are warm in the morning. (grunt tip, we tankers need only start our engine and hang out by the exhaust, unless we we, ahem, lucky enough to sleep on the back deck which warms itself...) Hope it helps.

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posted 11 January 2014 05:00 EDT (US)     1173 / 2504  
Terikel, how jealous were you of the British Tanks that had in-built tea facilities?

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
posted 11 January 2014 05:06 EDT (US)     1174 / 2504  
I would wager not very- that is as long as Terikel had a place to put his horn and barrels of mead...

Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it- George Santayana
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Wars not make one great- Yoda
posted 11 January 2014 08:03 EDT (US)     1175 / 2504  
British tanks have built-in tea service? I did not know this.

Our engines were used as space heaters, cooking plates, laundry dryers, and serveral other things. Space heater: Back a tank up to a large tent and remove the side, then put the bitch in tac idle. Within 30 seconds turn off tac idle and re-attach tent wall. The tent now has between 15 and 25 more degrees than it had, enough that the gasoline heaters inside can keep the temp good enough. Cooking plate: place a metal (do NOT use plastic for this) container with your food/beverage upon the rear grill for one minute. It is now boiling.. Stir occasionally. Dryer: Hang wet clothes and boots on a line 10 meters behind the tank. Leave for ten minutes while engine is running.

How do you find infantry in a frozen forest? Park an M1A1 nearby and leave the engine on. Ten minutes later, check the area behind the tank- you will find ten to twelve infantrymen standing in the exhaust fifteen meters away with smiles on their faces.

British tanks have 12-cylinder diesels, right? They can make tea, but can't do the above.

I'll stick with the M1.

EDIT: Plus an M1 can jump. I have myself had one off the ground over at least six feet. Broke a torsion bar upon landing, but no other tank in my unit had jumped so far, and all of us came off the ground at one point. Jedi tankers, the whole platoon!

Let's see a Challenger do that.

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Champion of the Sepia Joust- Joust I, II, IV, VI, VII, VIII

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