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posted 17 May 2013 00:12 EDT (US)   
The Man with the Laughs





Gooooooooood-byyyyyyye Vietnaaaaam! That's right, I'm history... I'm outta here. I got the lucky ticket home, baby. Rollin, rollin, rollin'... keep them wagons rollin', rawhide! Yeah, that's right... the final Adrian Cronauer broadcast... and this one is brought to you by our friends at the Pentagon. Remember the people who brought you Korea? That's right, the U.S. Army. If it's being done correctly, here or abroad, it's probably not being done by the Army.







In honor of Robin Williams, I've decided to forsake the rules and simple post a lot of what made him special to us: his humor and ability to make us laugh!!


Genie: [turns into a cheerleader] Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake! Stick that sword into that snake!
Jafar: You stay out of this!
Genie: [Weakly] Jafar, Jafar, he's our man; if he can't do it, great!

When Christopher Reeve was in the hospital after his accident, Robin came to visit him. Reeve said this about that surprise visit:
Then, at an especially bleak moment, the door flew open and in hurried a squat fellow with a blue scrub hat and a yellow surgical gown and glasses, speaking in a Russian accent. He announced that he was my proctologist, and that he had to examine me immediately...it was Robin Williams...for the first time since the accident, I laughed. My old friend had helped me know that somehow I was going to be okay.
When Stephan Spielberg was filming "Schindler's List", Robin would call him to cheer him up. I think I only called him once, maybe twice. I called him when I was representing People for the Valdheimers Association. A society devoted to helping raise money to help older Germans who had forgotten everything before 1945. I remember him laughing and going 'thank you.'"










WARNING: Language









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Winners of the ICC Championship:
100: Awesome Eagle
476: Pitt
500: Hannibal the Conqueror
793: EnemyofJupitor
1066: EnemyofJupitor
1389: Awesome Eagle
1453: Awesome Eagle
1500: Punic Hebil
1789: Jax
1914: EnemyofJupitor
2000: Jetkill Fastmurder
2500:

[This message has been edited by Terikel Grayhair (edited 12-13-2014 @ 02:35 PM).]

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posted 27 June 2013 05:06 EDT (US)     276 / 2504  

|||||||||||||||| A transplanted Viking, born a millennium too late. |||||||||||||||||
|||||||||||||||| Too many Awards to list in Signature, sorry lords...|||||||||||||||||
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Somewhere over the EXCO Rainbow
Master Skald, Order of the Silver Quill, Guild of the Skalds
Champion of the Sepia Joust- Joust I, II, IV, VI, VII, VIII
posted 27 June 2013 05:27 EDT (US)     277 / 2504  
It's working in an office working for one of the departments at uni- every year Universities in Britain must send off examples of their best research off to a central grading authority so that they can judge which university has been doing the best research and divide up monies accordingly. I am going to be involved in sending this off- to quote the interview "this is going to be relatively high pressured- you are trying to get £60 million off the Government after all".

I even used TWH in my interview. God only knows how terrible the other candidates must have been if that worked.

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
posted 27 June 2013 21:50 EDT (US)     278 / 2504  
You mentioned it as relevant experience, or you took them on a tour of the forums?

Also, congratulations!

"Into the face of the young man who sat on the terrace of the Hotel Magnifique at Cannes there had crept a look of furtive shame, the shifty, hangdog look which announces that an Englishman is about to talk French." - P.G. Wodehouse, The Luck of the Bodkins
posted 28 June 2013 02:18 EDT (US)     279 / 2504  
Communicating professionally with people. I went with the fact I sometimes get to e-mail CA and have to communicate with a rather well-off company in the hope they give us freebees.

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
posted 28 June 2013 06:54 EDT (US)     280 / 2504  
Have you ever got such freebies? :P
posted 28 June 2013 20:34 EDT (US)     281 / 2504  
Doubt it..

Thanks EOJ, i will defiantly add that as a thing when i go for a job..

Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it- George Santayana
History is a guide to navigation in perilous times. History is who we are and why we are the way we are- David C. McCullough
Wars not make one great- Yoda
posted 29 June 2013 04:40 EDT (US)     282 / 2504  
In the long list of good things I've done with my life "posting on an internet forum with fellow misfits" isn't making the cut

But I won't go to England due to the prescence of scruffy in shottingham. - Scenter102
This is Scruff we are talking about. I can't think of anything I don't see Scruff doing just for the hell of it. - Agrippa 271
The cake was made by Scruffy and it was... a rude shape. - Liam
monkey in a suit on a cycle - Scenter102 describing Scruffy
posted 29 June 2013 04:47 EDT (US)     283 / 2504  
But running around shottingham yelling "Remove the kebab" does?

Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it- George Santayana
History is a guide to navigation in perilous times. History is who we are and why we are the way we are- David C. McCullough
Wars not make one great- Yoda
posted 29 June 2013 05:51 EDT (US)     284 / 2504  
AE, you mustn't reveal RL information about other members on the forums... Nobody's supposed to know Scruffy is in the EDL.

posted 29 June 2013 07:21 EDT (US)     285 / 2504  
I've missed the whole 'remove the kebab' thing; does it involve a victim having a kebab stuck somewhere nasty (e.g. down the back of their shirt), causing them to seek assistance?
posted 29 June 2013 08:38 EDT (US)     286 / 2504  


It comes from the "Remove Kebab/Tupac Serbia" copypasta which is a parody of a Serbian's attitudes towards Bosnians (the kebab) and Turks.
Nobody's supposed to know Scruffy is in the EDL.
It's true. Here I am


But I won't go to England due to the prescence of scruffy in shottingham. - Scenter102
This is Scruff we are talking about. I can't think of anything I don't see Scruff doing just for the hell of it. - Agrippa 271
The cake was made by Scruffy and it was... a rude shape. - Liam
monkey in a suit on a cycle - Scenter102 describing Scruffy

[This message has been edited by Earl Scruffles (edited 06-29-2013 @ 08:39 AM).]

posted 29 June 2013 09:49 EDT (US)     287 / 2504  
Developing a strong urge to build a full settlement tier 4 and 5 Barbarian culture pack for Rome 1... have to keep slapping myself away.

Stop it Eddie. Bad Eddie.

No stop it.

posted 29 June 2013 12:01 EDT (US)     288 / 2504  
That is by far among the oddest things I've read on the internet, then again, I avoid any sites that may be on Jax's favorites list.

"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" - Jeb Kerman just before "landing" at incredibly fast speeds
posted 29 June 2013 13:08 EDT (US)     289 / 2504  
That's the oddest thing you've seen on the interwebs? Dear summer child, you are either sheltered or have great discipline to stay away from the shady shit

I am the Carthaginian who became an angel, and surrendered his wings for a life on the sea of battle.

My magic screen is constantly bombarded with nubile young things eager to please these old eyes. This truly is a wonderful period in which to exist! - Terikel the Deflowerer
posted 29 June 2013 18:02 EDT (US)     290 / 2504  
The Tupac Serbia? That's fairly sane.

Anyway, I'm trying to get back into Sunday League cricket. Only the English invent a sport to be played in England requiring no rain

But I won't go to England due to the prescence of scruffy in shottingham. - Scenter102
This is Scruff we are talking about. I can't think of anything I don't see Scruff doing just for the hell of it. - Agrippa 271
The cake was made by Scruffy and it was... a rude shape. - Liam
monkey in a suit on a cycle - Scenter102 describing Scruffy
posted 29 June 2013 18:16 EDT (US)     291 / 2504  
Try playing cricket in Scotland!

Only got maybe 40% of the scheduled games completed unfortunately.
posted 29 June 2013 19:42 EDT (US)     292 / 2504  
AE, you mustn't reveal RL information about other members on the forums... Nobody's supposed to know Scruffy is in the EDL.
Haha, he already revelaed this a while sgo on here, i made sure to check before making the comment..
And i had no idea about the EDL..
Developing a strong urge to build a full settlement tier 4 and 5 Barbarian culture pack for Rome 1... have to keep slapping myself away.

Stop it Eddie. Bad Eddie.

No stop it.
If you could do that, you would successfully make me play barbarian cultures constantly- for me their lack of teir 4 and 5 hamper them.. PLEASE DO IT!
Try playing cricket in Scotland!

Only got maybe 40% of the scheduled games completed unfortunately.
Is that because of weather? or the general Scottish(rightful) desire to avoid things English?

Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it- George Santayana
History is a guide to navigation in perilous times. History is who we are and why we are the way we are- David C. McCullough
Wars not make one great- Yoda
posted 30 June 2013 01:30 EDT (US)     293 / 2504  
That's the oddest thing you've seen on the interwebs? Dear summer child, you are either sheltered or have great discipline to stay away from the shady shit
Well at least on this site.
posted 30 June 2013 04:22 EDT (US)     294 / 2504  
Scottish(rightful) desire to avoid things English?
You won't be saying that after the annihilation that the Ashes will be mate. I've got front row tickets for the pure win. If you're watching on the 12th of July, I'm the one in the top hat and monocle

But I won't go to England due to the prescence of scruffy in shottingham. - Scenter102
This is Scruff we are talking about. I can't think of anything I don't see Scruff doing just for the hell of it. - Agrippa 271
The cake was made by Scruffy and it was... a rude shape. - Liam
monkey in a suit on a cycle - Scenter102 describing Scruffy

[This message has been edited by Earl Scruffles (edited 06-30-2013 @ 04:26 AM).]

posted 30 June 2013 05:42 EDT (US)     295 / 2504  
HAHA, got to love how my not following of any sports really screws your hand here when you try to anger me about my country...

Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it- George Santayana
History is a guide to navigation in perilous times. History is who we are and why we are the way we are- David C. McCullough
Wars not make one great- Yoda

[This message has been edited by Awesome Eagle (edited 06-30-2013 @ 05:43 AM).]

posted 30 June 2013 06:59 EDT (US)     296 / 2504  
Cricket is probably the 4th most popular sport in my area after football, swimming and rugby. Just the weather is dreadful.

I'm at the Ashes on the 11th or 12th of August been at the last two series and they are always incredible. Glad Pietersen is back and playing well.
posted 30 June 2013 07:14 EDT (US)     297 / 2504  
Cricket's 2nd most popular here, I'd say, but Nottinghamshire are a big and successful domestic team with a lot of star players

But I won't go to England due to the prescence of scruffy in shottingham. - Scenter102
This is Scruff we are talking about. I can't think of anything I don't see Scruff doing just for the hell of it. - Agrippa 271
The cake was made by Scruffy and it was... a rude shape. - Liam
monkey in a suit on a cycle - Scenter102 describing Scruffy
posted 30 June 2013 22:01 EDT (US)     298 / 2504  
Is "whether or not" proper English?
posted 01 July 2013 03:37 EDT (US)     299 / 2504  
Nearly. Better: "... whether [pronoun + verb / pronoun + part of "to be" + adjective] or not."

[This message has been edited by Lord Eddie (edited 07-01-2013 @ 03:40 AM).]

posted 01 July 2013 07:58 EDT (US)     300 / 2504  
or you can just leave the 'or not' off if it's not ambiguous what the alternative is.

I imagine you could manage to confuse people - e.g. 'I wonder whether I should go to S****horpe on the train', which might be whether to go by car or train; or could mean whether to go or not

Another question if we're back onto grammar - what about referring to a team / body of some sort as a plural collective of the individuals comprising it? I'm against for the most part (no offence to Scruffy for being the recent example with the Notts team) but there are times it seems natural (e.g. 'the staff are' is probably incorrect but easier than 'the members of staff are' and less odd sounding than 'the staff is'). Conversely data is meant to be plural but I'd group it into a big lump and think of references to 'the data' (collection).

Does 'grammar' lead naturally to jokes about peoples' grandmothers?
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