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Awesome Eagle
Spear of Mars
(id: awesomated88)
posted 06 July 2015 22:41 EDT (US)         
Ok, so here is the deal. Together we shall make a story. It can be funny, insane absolutely crazy, but like many other games, each person gets to post two words to continue the story. No double posting. I hope at least someone will have a go with me. Grammar is not included in the two words and feel free to use your first word to finish a sentence and your second to start a new sentence. Hopefully this works. Please dont discuss the game in this thread, just leave it for the game.

Here we go:

There once

Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it- George Santayana
History is a guide to navigation in perilous times. History is who we are and why we are the way we are- David C. McCullough
Wars not make one great- Yoda
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Awesome Eagle
Spear of Mars
(id: awesomated88)
posted 23 July 2015 04:42 EDT (US)     51 / 105       
and prepared to battle.

Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it- George Santayana
History is a guide to navigation in perilous times. History is who we are and why we are the way we are- David C. McCullough
Wars not make one great- Yoda
Edorix
High King of Britain
posted 23 July 2015 11:11 EDT (US)     52 / 105       
He dived down to their

EDORIX
~ ancient briton ~

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Terikel Grayhair
Imperator
(id: Terikel706)
posted 24 July 2015 08:41 EDT (US)     53 / 105       
crotches and licked

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DominicusUltimus
Legate
posted 24 July 2015 19:52 EDT (US)     54 / 105       
their genital warts

"Life is more fun when you are insane. Just let go occasionally".- yakcamkir 12:14
"It is not numbers, but vision that wins wars." - Antiochus VII Sidetes
"My magic screen is constantly bombarded with nubile young things eager to please these old eyes. This truly is a wonderful period in which to exist! - Terikel Grayhair
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[This message has been edited by DominicusUltimus (edited 07-24-2015 @ 07:52 PM).]

Edorix
High King of Britain
posted 28 July 2015 18:13 EDT (US)     55 / 105       
Attila got ill

EDORIX
~ ancient briton ~

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Terikel Grayhair
Imperator
(id: Terikel706)
posted 29 July 2015 15:59 EDT (US)     56 / 105       
from the pus

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Somewhere over the EXCO Rainbow
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Champion of the Sepia Joust- Joust I, II, IV, VI, VII, VIII
Awesome Eagle
Spear of Mars
(id: awesomated88)
posted 29 July 2015 17:32 EDT (US)     57 / 105       
and vomited frequently when

Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it- George Santayana
History is a guide to navigation in perilous times. History is who we are and why we are the way we are- David C. McCullough
Wars not make one great- Yoda
Edorix
High King of Britain
posted 29 July 2015 18:38 EDT (US)     58 / 105       
imagination failed.

EDORIX
~ ancient briton ~

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DominicusUltimus
Legate
posted 30 July 2015 00:34 EDT (US)     59 / 105       
After emptying his stomach

"Life is more fun when you are insane. Just let go occasionally".- yakcamkir 12:14
"It is not numbers, but vision that wins wars." - Antiochus VII Sidetes
"My magic screen is constantly bombarded with nubile young things eager to please these old eyes. This truly is a wonderful period in which to exist! - Terikel Grayhair
Angel of Total War: Rome II Heaven and the Total War: Attila Forums
Terikel Grayhair
Imperator
(id: Terikel706)
posted 30 July 2015 05:37 EDT (US)     60 / 105       
and lost his desires

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|||||||||||||||| Listed on my page for your convenience and envy.|||||||||||||||||
Somewhere over the EXCO Rainbow
Master Skald, Order of the Silver Quill, Guild of the Skalds
Champion of the Sepia Joust- Joust I, II, IV, VI, VII, VIII
Alex_the_Bold
Legionary
posted 30 July 2015 12:19 EDT (US)     61 / 105       
he looked up

Invincibility lies in defence, while the possibility of victory in the attack -Sun Tzu
Akouson me, pataxon de (hit me, but first listen to me)-Themistocles to Euribiadis prior to the battle of Salamis.
Terikel Grayhair
Imperator
(id: Terikel706)
posted 30 July 2015 12:32 EDT (US)     62 / 105       
then down when

|||||||||||||||| A transplanted Viking, born a millennium too late. |||||||||||||||||
|||||||||||||||| Too many Awards to list in Signature, sorry lords...|||||||||||||||||
|||||||||||||||| Listed on my page for your convenience and envy.|||||||||||||||||
Somewhere over the EXCO Rainbow
Master Skald, Order of the Silver Quill, Guild of the Skalds
Champion of the Sepia Joust- Joust I, II, IV, VI, VII, VIII
Alex_the_Bold
Legionary
posted 30 July 2015 14:00 EDT (US)     63 / 105       
he realised that

Invincibility lies in defence, while the possibility of victory in the attack -Sun Tzu
Akouson me, pataxon de (hit me, but first listen to me)-Themistocles to Euribiadis prior to the battle of Salamis.

[This message has been edited by Alex_the_Bold (edited 07-30-2015 @ 02:01 PM).]

Awesome Eagle
Spear of Mars
(id: awesomated88)
posted 30 July 2015 22:03 EDT (US)     64 / 105       
he lost his wallet.

Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it- George Santayana
History is a guide to navigation in perilous times. History is who we are and why we are the way we are- David C. McCullough
Wars not make one great- Yoda
DominicusUltimus
Legate
posted 31 July 2015 00:48 EDT (US)     65 / 105       
Enraged by this

"Life is more fun when you are insane. Just let go occasionally".- yakcamkir 12:14
"It is not numbers, but vision that wins wars." - Antiochus VII Sidetes
"My magic screen is constantly bombarded with nubile young things eager to please these old eyes. This truly is a wonderful period in which to exist! - Terikel Grayhair
Angel of Total War: Rome II Heaven and the Total War: Attila Forums
Alex_the_Bold
Legionary
posted 31 July 2015 01:56 EDT (US)     66 / 105       
he picked up

Invincibility lies in defence, while the possibility of victory in the attack -Sun Tzu
Akouson me, pataxon de (hit me, but first listen to me)-Themistocles to Euribiadis prior to the battle of Salamis.
Terikel Grayhair
Imperator
(id: Terikel706)
posted 31 July 2015 02:28 EDT (US)     67 / 105       
a stick and

|||||||||||||||| A transplanted Viking, born a millennium too late. |||||||||||||||||
|||||||||||||||| Too many Awards to list in Signature, sorry lords...|||||||||||||||||
|||||||||||||||| Listed on my page for your convenience and envy.|||||||||||||||||
Somewhere over the EXCO Rainbow
Master Skald, Order of the Silver Quill, Guild of the Skalds
Champion of the Sepia Joust- Joust I, II, IV, VI, VII, VIII
Alex_the_Bold
Legionary
posted 31 July 2015 05:40 EDT (US)     68 / 105       
hit the yeti

Invincibility lies in defence, while the possibility of victory in the attack -Sun Tzu
Akouson me, pataxon de (hit me, but first listen to me)-Themistocles to Euribiadis prior to the battle of Salamis.
DominicusUltimus
Legate
posted 31 July 2015 09:58 EDT (US)     69 / 105       
in the genitals.

"Life is more fun when you are insane. Just let go occasionally".- yakcamkir 12:14
"It is not numbers, but vision that wins wars." - Antiochus VII Sidetes
"My magic screen is constantly bombarded with nubile young things eager to please these old eyes. This truly is a wonderful period in which to exist! - Terikel Grayhair
Angel of Total War: Rome II Heaven and the Total War: Attila Forums
Terikel Grayhair
Imperator
(id: Terikel706)
posted 31 July 2015 12:25 EDT (US)     70 / 105       
The yeti howled

|||||||||||||||| A transplanted Viking, born a millennium too late. |||||||||||||||||
|||||||||||||||| Too many Awards to list in Signature, sorry lords...|||||||||||||||||
|||||||||||||||| Listed on my page for your convenience and envy.|||||||||||||||||
Somewhere over the EXCO Rainbow
Master Skald, Order of the Silver Quill, Guild of the Skalds
Champion of the Sepia Joust- Joust I, II, IV, VI, VII, VIII
Alex_the_Bold
Legionary
posted 31 July 2015 15:23 EDT (US)     71 / 105       
and screamed for

Invincibility lies in defence, while the possibility of victory in the attack -Sun Tzu
Akouson me, pataxon de (hit me, but first listen to me)-Themistocles to Euribiadis prior to the battle of Salamis.
Terikel Grayhair
Imperator
(id: Terikel706)
posted 01 August 2015 06:15 EDT (US)     72 / 105       
its mother

|||||||||||||||| A transplanted Viking, born a millennium too late. |||||||||||||||||
|||||||||||||||| Too many Awards to list in Signature, sorry lords...|||||||||||||||||
|||||||||||||||| Listed on my page for your convenience and envy.|||||||||||||||||
Somewhere over the EXCO Rainbow
Master Skald, Order of the Silver Quill, Guild of the Skalds
Champion of the Sepia Joust- Joust I, II, IV, VI, VII, VIII
Alex_the_Bold
Legionary
posted 01 August 2015 07:26 EDT (US)     73 / 105       
.Then Attila

Invincibility lies in defence, while the possibility of victory in the attack -Sun Tzu
Akouson me, pataxon de (hit me, but first listen to me)-Themistocles to Euribiadis prior to the battle of Salamis.

[This message has been edited by Alex_the_Bold (edited 08-01-2015 @ 07:26 AM).]

Terikel Grayhair
Imperator
(id: Terikel706)
posted 01 August 2015 15:13 EDT (US)     74 / 105       
dodged a plunging paw

|||||||||||||||| A transplanted Viking, born a millennium too late. |||||||||||||||||
|||||||||||||||| Too many Awards to list in Signature, sorry lords...|||||||||||||||||
|||||||||||||||| Listed on my page for your convenience and envy.|||||||||||||||||
Somewhere over the EXCO Rainbow
Master Skald, Order of the Silver Quill, Guild of the Skalds
Champion of the Sepia Joust- Joust I, II, IV, VI, VII, VIII
Alex_the_Bold
Legionary
posted 01 August 2015 15:57 EDT (US)     75 / 105       
while using the stick

Invincibility lies in defence, while the possibility of victory in the attack -Sun Tzu
Akouson me, pataxon de (hit me, but first listen to me)-Themistocles to Euribiadis prior to the battle of Salamis.
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