Haha that would be funny.
Mine would be a barbarian army settles within the forest for the night. The king is resting at night yet the assassin uses the trees for movement to avoid the guards. As the assassin is about to strike from the branch, which is above the king, the branch breaks and he falls onto the ground. The fall awakes the guards and he is either cut down or manages to flee into the darkness of night!
General Rawlinson- This is most unsatisfactory. Where are the Sherwood Foresters? Where are the East Lancashires on the right?
Brigadier-General Oxley- They are lying out in No Man's Land, sir. And most of them will never stand again.
Two high ranking British generals discussing the fortunes of two regiments after the disastrous attack at Aubers Ridge on the 9th May 1915.
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