Perhaps we should go for a silly one just to pass the time.
If you were a british priest in an abby and were being raided by some turks, would you:
come out with a sword and accidently impail yourself on it, not knowing how to fight
summon the local garrison
run
strap on your war cleric armour, remembering that the norse used to rule in britain, too
challenge them to a game of football, Medievel style
hire a few mercenaries by standing outside, then walk back in.
pray, only to be chopped to pieces like St. Thomas Beckett
convert the raiders
convert to islam there and then.
And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You